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lyrics

Mama told me one this holds true
In this weary life.
you don't want to take no slutty girl
and make her your wife.
you look for the innocent
kind that likes to repent
on her knees at church.
You won't find her on no singles site,
that narrows down your search.

Mama don't know, ain't gonna hurt her
I don't get off on no churchy squeeze,
I'm sorry Mama I'ma Jesus deserter
I like my women with extra sleeze

Chorus:
I like a girl that can throw her cares away,
I want girl that gets what I mean.
She parties all night
sleeps all day
She wears cowboy boots with her cut off jeans
Fills out a halter top
smokes cigars
I like a girl with lots of tattoos
Likes big trucks, rides fast cars
I need a horny chick that can handle her booze

goin out when it's dark
crusin round the trailer park
hittin up the double wides
looking for a tiny little piece of arm candy
to party by my side
she can strut her stuff with her tits puffed out
with her little ass lookin so tight
don't look at me cross eyed
you better watch out
she ain't afraid to start a fight.

Chorus:
Bridge:
startin out with a big frosty mug
movin on to a few whiskey chasers

vodka, redbull, hotshots, cocaine, windex, apple pie, don juan and mary jane

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from Drinkin, Cheatin and Interspecies Erotica, released January 17, 2015

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